It’s been over a year and a half of living with my boyfriend and he still looks as if he’s walking into a lion’s den every morning when he says goodbye before leaving for work. I’m a bitch in the morning like, 95% of the time. And not a “cute bed head, sleep in my eyes, little bit groggy” kinda bitch. I am a “don’t leave matches near my side of the bed ever because I’ll burn this whole motherfucker and everyone in it down at 7am” kinda bitch.
In other words, I really want this mug.