June 2012
Oh, nevermind that’s just two cats on cellphones.
– Kat, sorting through pics
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SKYPE DATE NIGHT!
SKYPE DATE NIGHT!
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Dear birds
You guys are super happy. Since like 5am.
I GOT IT.
Shut it.
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My baby bro is cooler than yours
Just talked to the bro for an hour about movies and sports and life being rough. And then I told him the Pirates can suck my dick.
I don’t have a dick, but I still have the coolest bro.
timbalanced asked: Here's a riddle for you too! Why did the... aww, fuck it. Let's get some beers and tell each other dirty limericks.
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scheduling fail
Oh, you want me to watch a software demo from 2:30-4:00 on a Friday?
Congratulations on earning exactly 30 seconds of my undivided attention.
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Every. Single. Time.
One of you boys looks very similar to my ex-husband. I can’t tell you how many times I quickly scroll my dash and then have a “holy shit, what the eff” moment.
I won’t hold it against you, but stop freaking me out!
May 2012
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Everyone has had just about enough of my face,
but I finished day four. It was easier. Much easier.
And I can almost stand up without groaning. Almost.
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when being a disaster of a person turns into SST
I just realized that you can pretty much see my panties right through my dress.
So now I’m not wearing any.
Happy SST.
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bullshit
My sister just graduated with a BFA with the intention of transferring to another college to finish her student teaching and get a BED, hopefully to teach art… somewhere. Unfortunately, due to our awesome financial/education systems, she can’t get financial aid/subsidized loans for her student teaching ($8k) and no one will give her a regular student loan.
It’s so disgusting...
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thankfully, I'm too sore to leave my desk
otherwise someone would have noticed the yogurt I just discovered on the tip of my nose.
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fashion score
I’ve gotten a ton of compliments on my shirt today.
It’s a bathing suit cover up.
Suckers.
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I hate you, tiny feather tip sticking out of the...
I hate you so hard.
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And the losing streak is broken
Go Braves!
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good morning
It’s always nice to start the day chatting about how badly the Braves are playing while having to remind the the other person, who has season tickets next to first base in the second row, the names of the players.
Disgusted on all accounts.
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MY BOYFRIEND IS IN A PARADE, YOU GUYS
and it’s surprisingly not a gay one.
I’m the luckiest girl.
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Awesome
When your brain decides to jump to all of the things in your life that are disappointing the second your eyes open.
Going back to sleep hoping for a do-over.
I like to assume that my neighbors like it when I...
Because Gigantic.
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It’s like someone videotaped all of my awkward moments in school and is...
– My friend, on the Braves
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A grill is to men as a flower is to bees
Seriously, is there ever just one dude at the grill?